1. Medicine kit – Barocca, Neurofen, plenty of the wet stuff and Mylanta before you pass out next to a quite annoyed partner; if this does not totally shoo the hangover away, it surely will annoy the be-Jesus out of it!
2. Leftovers – if it was a house party and you can construct a pan flute out of the empty bottles, then this is the plate that will go a long way in helping out point 1.
3. Bratwurst – hop on a tram and leg it in to the Queen Victoria markets (if open and before 3pm) for a gut filling bratwurst from the Melbourne Bratwurst Shop. And why take the tram you ask? Because you will still be pickled from the night before ya drongo!